• Hegar@fedia.io
    58·
    2 months ago

    Trump’s tie, posture and hair are all too normal. His tie should be longer because, yes, he’s that insecure, his posture has that Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s lean to it and then there’s his “hair” …

    He looks so weird that drawing him as he actually is would look like over-exagerating how weird he looks.

    • Thrashy@lemmy.world
      16·
      2 months ago

      Much as I’d like to buy into the idea that Trump suffers from advanced cognitive decline, I think the balance of evidence points towards his odd posture specifically being the result of wearing shoes with lifts and/or heels on them to enhance is height, and possibly also shapewear that disguises his paunch but also constricts his range of motion.

      That said, the “Man woman person camera TV” episode is strong independent evidence of either dementia or general intelligence on the level of a nematode – but the way he carries himself appears (ironically) to be a result of his vanity rather than his spongy brain.

      • Hegar@fedia.io
        10·
        2 months ago

        I could definitely believe that he’s wearing platforms and a girdle, and that those contribute most to his weird posture.

        But I don’t think you can listen to him speak without realizing he’s in cognitive decline. He’s noticably less coherent than he was in previous campaigns.

  • Frog
    21·
    2 months ago

    Why is the priest dressed as an alien?

  • Cadeillac@lemmy.worldEnglish
    16·
    2 months ago

    So weird he didn’t even learn god still loves those that suck dicks

    “I’ll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I’m going to hell.”

    When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as “Mamaw” — she replied bluntly: “Don’t be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you’re gay?”

    When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.

    “JD, do you want to suck dicks?” she said, according to the book.

    The young Vance, apparently “flabbergasted,” said: “Of course not!”

    “Then you’re not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay,” she replied. “God would still love you.”

    • tlou3please@lemmy.world
      172·
      2 months ago

      I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. This quote is JD Vance publicly stating that he knows his grandmother is straight because she wants to suck dicks. That is a WEIRD thing to say.

      • Cadeillac@lemmy.worldEnglish
        16·
        2 months ago

        I don’t think that is what was said at all. He’s still fucking weird, but they only discussed if HE wanted to suck dicks. You mother fuckers keep making this about Mamaw sucking dicks

        Edit: quit putting dicks in Mamaw’s mouth

  • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    11·
    2 months ago

    Surprise Republican is an invisible goblin that tickles you genitals and puts up a finger up your ass to inspect your sex and how homosexual are you at any given moment. In an airport, in the office, in your morning commute. There may be a comic like that akin to Spanish inquisition.

  • TechnologyChef@lemmy.world
    8·
    2 months ago

    This reminds me a lot of the show Brain Dead which was masterfully done to show the only explanation for the ‘weirdness’ was mostly political brains being taken over by aliens to control the world. Made a lot of sense in a fictional world. https://g.co/kgs/hfMyPnP