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Usually the response is monkey’s paw, but this seems legit on point.
Imagine seeing that on a dating profile. Auto yes.
A breastplate without faulds! What is she thinking, going into battle like that?
Those hips… won’t survive in battle.
Who the fuck irons a T-shirt next to the ocean?!
Who the fuck irons a T-shirt next to the ocean?!
Someone who is good at irony.
Someone shallow that’s more interested in projecting the appearance of being interesting on Instagram.
haha i love that he swapped out the bracelet to match the outfit!
Steel yourself for this.
By thy leave, good morrow, fair Lady Em. Verily, I bid upon the Lord, may thy time be pleasant. Farewell.
