MattW03 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoTwitterimagemessage-square167fedilinkarrow-up11.58Karrow-down141file-text
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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up83arrow-down1·4 months agoHe looks high as giraffe pussy in that picture.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·4 months ago…ya know, I’m 40 years old, and up until this point in my life I’ve never once considered what a giraffe pussy looks like…and my brain isn’t capable of doing so. Maybe that’s a good thing.
minus-squarePope-King Joe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·4 months agoI don’t think I like where this is going…
minus-squarePope-King Joe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 months agoYeah it’s way too hot for a zoo trip. 🫠
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·4 months agoIt’s giraffe pussy, why do you think that’s hot?
minus-squareEurekaStockade@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 months agoThey kick you out if you get too close to the animals genitals :(
minus-squareQuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoIt got bad enough they had to put up signs
minus-squarePM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 months agoAsk and you shall receive: NSFW, but not pornographic Click here for a non-sexualized video of the birth of a baby giraffe. It’s pretty high!
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·4 months agoDid she prolapse or is the baby just wearing the amniotic sac? Jesus, birthing hooves seems unpleasant
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoI’m not going to watch the video, are giraffe babies born with fairy fingers like horses?
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-24 months agoI’m very grossed out after looking it up, but I can’t tell and I don’t want to watch it again, tbh.
minus-squarethermal_shock@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 months agoblack lips to match the tongue
minus-squareitsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agoThe bottom eyelids are a dead giveaway
minus-squareReddit is better.@dormi.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·4 months agoJoe Rogan, is that you?
He looks high as giraffe pussy in that picture.
…ya know, I’m 40 years old, and up until this point in my life I’ve never once considered what a giraffe pussy looks like…and my brain isn’t capable of doing so. Maybe that’s a good thing.
They got a zoo in your town?
I don’t think I like where this is going…
… To the zoo?
Yeah it’s way too hot for a zoo trip. 🫠
It’s giraffe pussy, why do you think that’s hot?
Any hole is a goal.
You’re gunna need a ladder!
They kick you out if you get too close to the animals genitals :(
It got bad enough they had to put up signs
Binoculars, buddy.
Ask and you shall receive:
NSFW, but not pornographic
Click here for a non-sexualized video of the birth of a baby giraffe. It’s pretty high!
Did she prolapse or is the baby just wearing the amniotic sac? Jesus, birthing hooves seems unpleasant
I’m not going to watch the video, are giraffe babies born with fairy fingers like horses?
I’m very grossed out after looking it up, but I can’t tell and I don’t want to watch it again, tbh.
black lips to match the tongue
The bottom eyelids are a dead giveaway
Joe Rogan, is that you?