I have had cocaine nights gentler than this. My head keeps darting around like a songbird’s. The width of my skull feels off. My eyeballs are dry. I can hear my blood.

Lmao

Diabeetus

I was expecting some reflection or some larger message or lesson the author learned. Nah, he drank a lot of Red Bulls, got predictably sick, and documented it. I appreciated reading it though. I kinda want a Red Bull now…

article author is tragically misinformed, everyone knows it’s wiiings that redbull gives you

While this is incredibly stupid I read through the whole article and I really admire the guy for his tenacity. We all want to know what will happen and he’s just out there doing it and telling the world.