• finley@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    “i submitted a fraudulent payment to the bank, and now they’re repossessing my wife’s car! what do i do?!”

    well, first, be glad they didn’t report you to the authorities for fraud, and let them take the car back - which they now own - before you’re charged with grand theft auto.