Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful youā€™ll near-instantly regret.

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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    explaining these things to normal humans is how you turn them into humans with years of psychic damage, and I support that mission wholeheartedly

    an attempt at a summary:

    the dilbert guy, who believes he can hypnotize women into having sex with him, now also believes he knows a magic incantation to teach hypnosis to a chatbot, and heavily implies the chatbot was able to hypnotize him in turn (presumably into having sex with it)

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      who believes he can hypnotize women into having sex with him

      Wait I missed this, he believes what?

      Now this is doubly funny.

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        Content warning for this post, you will get psychic damage.

        It is worse, he believes he can hypnotize people over the internet into having orgasms. Here is a link to a screenshot, not sure if Iā€™m able to find a archive link. I think he deleted his blog.

        E: a tumblr has archive links but it seems he managed to delete the first post.

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          Hey, havenā€™t seen a proof of godā€™s non-existence today yet, thanks!

          extreme psychic damage trap

          Submissives, I want you to start planning your New Yearā€™s Eve now. Make sure you have some time alone, or some time with a partner who fully accepts your wonderful nature. But most of all, I want you wet, or hard, and especially obedient, starting now. And I want you to know how much I enjoy putting you in this state of mind. It starts now, but will get more intense by Thursday night. Expect to be a quivering, throbbing, wet mess by then.

          How did that make you feel?

          Queasy.

          This is quite literally ā€œcreep discovers dirty-talking, thinks itā€™s a superpower even though heā€™s terrible at itā€.

          EDIT: From Part 3:

          So today I am only talking to the perhaps 20% of you who were turned off by this series.

          Bwahahahaha! Thatā€™s some funny shit mate, Iā€™ve seen many bollocks number straight from between them buttocks, but this is fuckinā€™ choice.

          If you see a train entering a tunnel, think of it as nothing but transportation.

          Hey mate, I thinkā€¦ I think thatā€™s what most normal people do? I sometimes imagine an action hero standing on top and fighting a villain before the tunnel slams them in the heads but thatā€™s just me. What do you think about, Scott? Donā€™t answer that. please