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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

And it'll know if you don't mean it.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    11 months ago

    Call her a pretty girl and feed her a fish.

  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org
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    Looks like two people fighting in the first pic

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      Someone fighting with Gru, perhaps.

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      I thought it was two guys hold that thing back at first

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    Why do I hear boss music

    • bizarroland@fedia.io
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      I would be more concerned about the number of health bars

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    I always found it humorous that Americans claim these guys as their national bird; they follow me around for fish heads.

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      I’m American and I would follow you around for fish heads

    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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      Just dont wander off alone https://youtu.be/XsB-wC24XGc

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        The most interesting eagle encounter stories I have are when I was alone (apart from the eagle).

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    Show her your gun and scream “I love jesus and guns”

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      GUNS

      BABIES

      JESUS

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      A real American would grab their AR and try to bag if for their den wall.

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    I pledge my dissidence, to the flag

    Of the divided states of America

    And to the republic, that we have lost

    A fractured nation, rebuked by God

    With liberty and justice for rich white men.

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      Only rich white men who think the right way, mind you.

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    I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

    And to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God.

    With a woof woof here and a woof woof there, here a woof, there a woof, everywhere a woof woof.

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    You can’t out run the raven.

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      Good thing it’s not a raven

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        Typical American remake, changing important stuff…

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