Madame Web co-star Emma Roberts remains loyal to the movie, suggesting it never stood a chance against the internet.

Considering what I posted earlier, this is perfect timing! 😆

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    4 months ago

    I watched the movie. I am the target audience for the movie. I want an expanded spiderverse.

    The movie was bad. Really bad. Direct to VHS bad. Terrible movie. The actors were OK, but the script was garbage and the plot was nonsensical. Why did the bad guy sound like Schwarzenegger in Hercules in New York? Why did the special effects look so bad? None of the super powers made sense. The costumes looked ridiculous and amateur.

    The movie was bad.

    There are a lot of misogynists online that took special glee in watching the movie fail. They piled on to make everyone aware of how bad a female-led superhero movie was.

    There are a lot of film critics who are tired of comic book movies and enjoy trashing every comic book movie as it comes out. They also piled on in the hopes that they could signal the end of comic book cinema.

    So, she’s not wrong. This movie never stood a chance against all of the people online who were hoping it would fail, because this movie was a hot, wet, splattery fart.

    If we want to talk about the way people trashed The Marvels, that’s a different conversation. The Marvels wasn’t great, but it wasn’t nearly as bad as critics and misogynists wanted it to be. Pro-tip, anyone using the word “woke” in their critique is a dipshit with an agenda. Disregard their opinion whole cloth.

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        4 months ago

        Exactly! It wasn’t meant to be some sort of heavily philosophical Seedish impressionist movie. It was fun and entertaining.

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        Until you think about Dance Party planet and how it was destroyed.

        Once it was over, I had the feeling Disney only made it so they had a place to put the after-credits scene.

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          I thought they made it so they’d have a place for a Bollywood dance scene.

          Which I’m not against. Bollywood dance scenes kinda rock.

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        4 months ago

        I really liked it. Definitely could have been tighter, and the ending was not well thought out, but absolutely a fun movie. I like Ms Marvel as a character.

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      4 months ago

      These people love to shit on “angry incels on the internet” for their movie doing poorly completely ignoring all the loved successful female led movies that aren’t hot garbage.

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          It’s worth mentioning that each of those characters have been in poorly received movies. Alien 3 and Alien Resurrection, Genisys and Dark Fate, and the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man movies (all of which I enjoyed more than most people, except for Alien 3 which was actual garbage).

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        You’re right, but angry incels on the internet exist. They shit on everything they think is “woke” and feel validated when movies like this fail. They should not feel valudated. I’d rather go see a shitty movie than give a bigot the benefit of the doubt. In this case, the movie was bad, but not because it was “woke.” So both things can be true.

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    4 months ago

    It never stood a chance against people watching it, and then telling people that it sucked.

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    4 months ago

    Emma Roberts is a domestic abuser (on top of being one of the less talented nepo babies), so I really don’t give a shit what she thinks about anything.

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      4 months ago

      I’m actually curious about that - I think it had significant reshoots and many of the villain’s lines are badly ADR’d. I’m guessing the final product had very little resemblance to what was in the script.

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      4 months ago

      Oh come on “he was with my mother in the jungle researching spiders when she died” is top tier writing!

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    4 months ago

    It’s a movie about magical CPR. That’s the most boring premise ever. And it paints CPR as being easy and more effective than it is.

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    4 months ago

    I saw it before I heard anything from the Internet. Snd let me tell you, it was rather terrible and hilarious at the dame time.

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    4 months ago

    It was a shoddily made mess. If she wanted to correctly apportion blame she should do what Dakota Johnson has done and be honest about the problems during development which doomed the film before they started filming. Or just quietly erase if from your CV and move on.

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    4 months ago

    No marketing convinced me to see the movie. I haven’t seen the movie. No beef against the actors and the others involved, but you do need to do more to make me watch your movie.

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    4 months ago

    I watched that movie on an airplane last week, and it was fine to me. What was the internet’s problem with it?

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      4 months ago

      From what I’ve heard, mostly Dakota Johnson’s lack of talent and charisma with a side of mediocre writing.

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      I really wanted to like Madame Web. I avoided seeing reviews and scores for the movie, and then I saw it in the theater. After watching it, I thought it was just okay, I expected it to get a 40-50% Rotten Tomatoes rating. I was shocked to see that it was at 17%.

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    4 months ago

    Against the script and the editing?

    As far as the acting, I’d say the cast did their level best with that mess.

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    4 months ago

    I started this the other day but didn’t make it past the films prologue. I had a similar experience with morbius.