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Hellfire103 to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Be safe!

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Be safe!

Hellfire103 to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    PSA: If you have to pee in the forest, pee on a rock.

    “Urinate in rocky places that won’t be damaged by wildlife who dig for salts and minerals found in urine.”

    • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Consider using natural toilet paper such as a smooth rock or soft pinecone.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        If you’re on the beach, just find 3 seashells.

        • Brickhead92@lemmy.world
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          And if you don’t know how to use the seashells, prepare to be ridiculed.

    • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Sounds like a good way to get sprayed with piss.

  • einlander@lemmy.world
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    How can you pspspspsps a cougar if you can’t see it?

    • OpenStars@discuss.online
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      Just go pspspspsps everywhere you walk.

      Here a pspspspsps, there a pspspspsps, everywhere a pspspspsps pspspspsps! :-P

  • Sinkbath@lemmy.today
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    Or find a nice rope

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