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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I'm locking it up.

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I'm locking it up.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    princess diana the guy from wham

    • protist@mander.xyz
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      George Michael. Say his name.

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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNRUjnp-5Rw

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        George Michael his name

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    And I’m never gonna shampoo again, guilty hair has got no rhythm

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Shoulda known better than to steal shampoo from a friend 🤷🏻‍♂️

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        deleted by creator

    • Lepsea@sh.itjust.works
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      You should wake me up before you shampoo, I don’t wanna miss it when you hit that hair

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m not kidding, I used to think the lyric was “filthy feet and I got no river”.

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    Damn, Princess Diana got it goin on!

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      *Prince

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    I’d say “did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again” would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don’t have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I’d jerk off with expensive face cream. It’s a vicious cycle

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      Wait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.

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        Me too buddy, meee too

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    My sister gets expensive and fancy shampoos and conditioners but they don’t leave my hair looking hella good the way some cheap-ass L’Oreal does.

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      It’s all got to do with the pH. That stands for pretty hair by the way

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        So higher pH equals more pretty hair? I’ll go wash my hair with sodium hydroxide, brb!

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    I got “Justin Trudeau in light drag” vibes

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