CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 6 months agoThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1378arrow-down15
arrow-up1373arrow-down1imageThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkCalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareCalamityEmu@ttrpg.networkOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·6 months agoOur player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
minus-squareRevan343linkfedilinkarrow-up28·6 months ago“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.” “What colours are they?” “…fuck.”
minus-squareSpeakinTelnet@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·6 months ago“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…” “His name is Meatball”
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·6 months ago“Horsey McHorseFace.” “You no longer have the right to choose.”
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 months agoThis is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.” On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
minus-squareRevan343linkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months ago Jim Bob the bridge builder Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker
minus-square...m...@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months ago…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…
Our player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”
“What colours are they?”
“…fuck.”
“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…”
“His name is Meatball”
“Horsey McHorseFace.”
“You no longer have the right to choose.”
This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”
On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker
…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…