• CalamityEmu@ttrpg.networkOP
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    5 months ago

    Our player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”

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      “They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”

      “What colours are they?”

      “…fuck.”

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      5 months ago

      This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”

      On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.

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        Jim Bob the bridge builder

        Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker

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      4 months ago

      …i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…