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SomeoneElse@lemmy.worldM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

Another photoshop beauty!

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Another photoshop beauty!

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SomeoneElse@lemmy.worldM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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    I actually think this one is so badly done its kinda funny. Got to make your adds stand out somehow.

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    Ignoring that totally legit car, this just looks like someone cranked up the saturation and contrast in Photoshop a bit too much. I don’t know, maybe it’s the low-res JPEG though

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      I think they cranked the dehaze slider to maximum overdrive

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    Is it the sky this time? I bet it’s the sky.

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      I think it’s the reflection in the window.

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        I think it could be the grass

        • eek2121@lemmy.world
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          Definitely not the car! Only legit thing visible!

  • MuckleWiggles@feddit.uk
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    You’re not wrong, that grass is far too green.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    The new 2023 Honda 2D.

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    So real!

    • st3ph3n@kbin.social
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      REAL estate!

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    I mean they’re not wrong to pick that car when that dump probably costs 2 million

    • Sam
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      “Dump”

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        ah yes, beautiful suburban hell

        • Sam
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          I don’t like the suburbs either. It still isn’t a dump.

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            it is if you’re paying 2 mil for it

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