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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon earns a nickname

sh.itjust.works

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Anon earns a nickname

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • observantTrapezium
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    1 year ago

    2% milk is just water that is lying about being milk.

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      Isn’t 2% milk a milk with 2% fat content?

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        And “whole milk” has about 3%. In either case, the fat is removed, then added back in.

      • Default_Defect@midwest.social
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        Yup.

      • observantTrapezium
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        It’s a paraphrased quote from a TV show

  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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    Way back when my dad was in his 20s he worked in a sawmill for a time. One of the dudes had no teeth, do everyone called him ‘fang’

  • pujamas@lemmy.world
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    There was a guy I knew in gradeschool whose name was Richard. Bullies would call him “Bitch Turd”. Gotta admit that’s pretty creative

  • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    11 months ago

    How the fuck do you manage to score 2% on a test?!

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