“Toilet was too dirty, I pooped on the floor instead!”
I thought op meant literally hacking into someone’s servers and was like: yep 👍 this checks out … wait why does the catgirl need linoleum to hack?
Linoleum is easier to clean than carpet
It isn’t the computer hacking? What is it then?
The noise cats make before they throw up.
How the fuck would a catgirl be hacking, she can’t use a computer with paws
Easy - she just puts boxing gloves on the paws.
Does she regularly check emails?
This is why hard floors are better than carpet.
They always, ALWAYS find a spot with textiles.
We have hard floors throughout and two rugs, one in the bathroom and another in the dining room. The dogs puke on the dining room rug and the cats alternate between it and the bathroom rug. Only rarely does someone spew on the actual floor and even then I think it’s because they couldn’t make it to a rug in time.
That’s cause in nature, grass is easier to clean than stone. If you chuck up on the stony parts of your house, it’s not magically going to go away. But if you chuck up on the grass, it’ll soak into the soil and the bugs will break it down and the grass will metabolise it. They’re just displaying normal, practical behaviour for a world without humans.
that’s it, you’re going to Eurovision
don’t worry, i stole Nintendo’s lawyer’s
mrowrrr hhkkk hkkk splat gift :3
“Get off the couch, GET OFF THE COUCH!!” shove
I love her; where can I adopt?
They give you like a full hour of warning to move them to a place it’s ok to vom tho
Sometimes mine gets into a Pollock mood, just for fun.
