So iconic she voluntarily leaves the week her daughter graduates highschool to watch a Prime documentary and post about it for clout because she’ll get a pic with Celine. She’ll never get the opportunity again to be with her daughter the week she graduates. But don’t worry-she’ll get to go Daisy Duck at Disney right afterwards so when she’s feeling like the shit parent she is she can have teens dressed up in costumes make her feel better.
How much toilet poetry has she written over the last couple of years about how quickly her kids are growing up, about the passage of time, about spending time with them while they still want to spend time with you? She’s pulled out all the cliches and shed many crocodile tears but when it comes right down to it she always chooses Sarah first.
So iconic her child calls her Sarah. That’s something.
If that doesn’t scream lack of parenting, I don’t know what does.
So iconic she voluntarily leaves the week her daughter graduates highschool to watch a Prime documentary and post about it for clout because she’ll get a pic with Celine. She’ll never get the opportunity again to be with her daughter the week she graduates. But don’t worry-she’ll get to go Daisy Duck at Disney right afterwards so when she’s feeling like the shit parent she is she can have teens dressed up in costumes make her feel better.
How much toilet poetry has she written over the last couple of years about how quickly her kids are growing up, about the passage of time, about spending time with them while they still want to spend time with you? She’s pulled out all the cliches and shed many crocodile tears but when it comes right down to it she always chooses Sarah first.