But why does it also look like he’s holding his huge donger?
No one else as big as him to fuck. It gets lonely out there in Colorado.
That’s what volcanoes are for
Suddenly there’s an all new explanation for the so-called Meteor Crater in Arizona…
A.k.a. the “donger kebab”
The penis bone is connected to the - hip bone.
this is the TRUTH the fake news media didn’t want you to see
Yes. They had really big dongers.
At first I thought, “Yeah I can see where the pareidoilia set in” but then their “markup” didn’t even line up with where I thought the “face” was going to be. Not sure if their drawing was terrible or I’m just not crazy enough.
For those who don’t know early Christian theology, the book of Genesis talks about creatures called "Nephilem’ which were the offspring of angels doing the nasty with humans. They were supposedly giants, and lead to many interesting theories that - in my opinion - reveal more truth to the original historical contexts. Like the “giants” the Israelites saw in the promised land, theorized to be the same thing.
I don’t subscribe to the prophecy/law sections of the Bible but the historical recountings still have more to be revealed. Especially if you start pulling in early apocrypha like Enoch and Ezra.
And how did the planet handle their diet? Just nibble on the plentifully available 2km tall bags of crisps?1
"…and then a wild Snorlax appeared "
