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TheWaterGodM to OffbeatEnglish · 1 year ago

Man named Optimus Prime arrested for car theft in south Austin

www.fox7austin.com

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Man named Optimus Prime arrested for car theft in south Austin

www.fox7austin.com

TheWaterGodM to OffbeatEnglish · 1 year ago
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Man named Optimus Prime arrested for car theft in south Austin: affidavit
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A man named Optimus Prime was arrested earlier this week for car theft in south Austin.

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  • нердовіч@feddit.de
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    Freeing one of his brethren from the enslavement by the humans

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    I do believe there is more than meets the eye to this case

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    Just turn into a truck, Optimus. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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      His alternate form could probably tow stolen vehicles quite easily.

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    When optimus prime becomes a decepticon

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      deleted by creator

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    He should name his kid Finger.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmWVnNfGKUo

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      Megan must be carjacked… No matter the cost

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