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buttfarts@lemy.lol to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

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buttfarts@lemy.lol to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    11 months ago

    my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans…

  • Gork@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    Quality shitpost.

  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    God bless the waitress.

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      It must’ve been therapeutic to act so terrible to her husband like that

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        The other way around wasn’t that un-terrible either.

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    It’s relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.

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      I’ve been on Lemmy too much today. I read Constipation as Capitalism.

      • Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social
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        Still works tbh

      • AlexDrago@ani.social
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        11 months ago

        Well it’s both shit

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        I read it as Constantinople. It’s nobody’s business but the turds.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        We should expel it like the diarrhoea it is.

    • PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com
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      I like it when I’m about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.

  • mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Literally a shit post

  • BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net
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    When you live with IBS-C, diarrhea is a godsend.

    So this tracks.

    • Windows_Error_Noises@lemmy.world
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      Can confirm, unfortunately. We’re not laughing, but we are relieved.

  • Lepsea@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s not diarrhea it’s “waterfall 🌈🌈”

  • Bruhh@lemmy.world
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    Diarrhea is a godsend and feels like such a cleanse.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      The diarrhoea of gods.

      Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn’t all that good.

  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    me after installing my bidet

  • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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    No one ever thinks about the minority 😢

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      Illegal propulsion systems!!

      • Mammothmothman
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        Its green tech!

        • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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          Well, brown sometimes too.

  • JCreazy@midwest.social
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    It’s called poop euphoria, look it up.

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      Are you my cat?

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      Do not, my friends, become addicted to pooping.

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    It’s not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It’s like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.

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    Girls don’t poop

    • mons@lemmy.world
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      4 out of 5 women are full of shit

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        5th one just flushed the toilet

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      There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts everywhere including lemmy shitpost. It’s probably ai generated propaganda though. Poop is stored in the balls and most girls don’t have a cock or balls.

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    Bet she is the fifth dentist as well

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    Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.

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