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contentbotB to Cool GuidesEnglish · 1 year ago

A cool guide on moving a lamb over a wall

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A cool guide on moving a lamb over a wall

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Get yeeted u lil shit.

    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Sometimes they yeet themselves: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HTJUBaN97kI

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I wonder if that sheep was just paralyzed from shock or actually just didnt have any grip on the rock. Either way it just flopped down the hill like a bouncy ball.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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    Shockingly similar to putting your black out drunk friends into bed after a party.

    Don’t forget a bucket or trash can.

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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      And to put them on their side so they don’t asphyxiate if they throw up

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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        Haha, yep!

  • Fashtas 🇦🇺@aussie.zone
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    Few steps missing, the squirming, the unexpected discovery it is twice the weight you thought it was, the pointy hooves and contact with various fleshy parts of your anatomy and catching the bloody thing in the first place.

    Honestly from a lamb-over-the-wall perspective this is very much “draw the rest of the owl”

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      Don’t forget the ticks!

    • SurpriZe@lemm.ee
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      So how many sheep tossings do you have under your belt exactly

      • Fashtas 🇦🇺@aussie.zone
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        Dozens, and many over the belt too!

        Can’t have children anymore though :/

  • retrospectology@lemmy.worldBanned
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    I like to think this woman is some random agent of chaos letting a sheep out of a farmer’s fields.

    • mad_asshatter@lemmy.world
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      PETA handout.

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    Okay, but what if I have a lamb, a cabbage, and a wolf? Obviously I can only bring one at a time over the wall, but the lamb will eat the cabbage if I’m not there…

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      Is that from a riddle?

      Based on what you’ve given so far, you can just take the lamb first, since the wolf won’t eat the cabbage.

      • mlg@lemmy.world
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        The original riddle is a boat or gondola across the river that can only fit yourself and one thing.

        It’s not that hard of a riddle, it’s just that you have to apply the same logic to the other side too.

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        Right, but what do you take next? And what do you do when you’re going back to get the third thing, leaving whatever’s on the other side unsupervised?

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        But then what are you putting over the fence next?

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        deleted by creator

    • SurpriZe@lemm.ee
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      What if you eat the wolf first

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        That’s some genius-level out of the box thinking. You’re hired!

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      Cabbage, wolf, sheep

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        Wolf eats sheep while you’re yeeting the cabbage.

        • CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com
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          No it doesn’t. The problem is what happens on the other side of the fence before you get there.

          I have the wolf, the sheep and the cabbage under my complete control while they are on my side of the fence

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    J) Hop over fence, go back to step A.

    • ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕪@lemmy.world
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      Repeat exercise until you have finished your workout.

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        Workout? I thought we were trying to help the little fella realise the grass is only greener 50% of the time.

        • ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕪@lemmy.world
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          Ah yes, now I see. How nice of the sheep for helping the person to realize that.

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      One must imagine green overall lady happy.

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    Need another guide for the step F, because how the f do you not drop the sheep with that awkward grip?

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      Have you ever held a live, non-sedated sheep before…

    • Restaldt@lemmy.world
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      It’s not so much a grip on step f as a twisting jerking motion

      You know. Standard lifting procedure.

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    That’s a damn big lamb. It’s as big as an adult!

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      Small people shaming ain’t cool!

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    Thought this was a joke but watched Clarksons Farm and read those little fuckers are suicide machines

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      They’re like fluffier hamsters. You breathe on them wrong and poof, they’re dead. It’s like every sheep is somehow genetically programmed to find the most creative way to end their own existence. And usually that of those around them.

      Back in 2005, around 1500 of them jumped off a cliff in Turkey. 400 of them died.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4665511.stm

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        400 cushioned the fall of the other 1100.

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          Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

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            I bet there was a run on ground lamb at the closest supermarket the next day.

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    Ah so I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time

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      See, you gotta coax the sheep with some dancin to get em in the mood.

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    Rogue lambs, walls everywhere, this will definitely come in handy.

    • BCsven
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      If you are in Wales maybe

      • Signature_________@poeng.link
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        Hamlet of Walls in West Sheeperton, Wales.

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    What’s wrong with the trebuchet?

    • thanks_shakey_snake
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      Nothing, but sometimes you don’t want to be right to such an extreme degree.

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    Crazy how often this comes up.

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    This yeets the lamb.

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    I will save and cherish this for the rest of my life, hoping to make use of it someday.

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