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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Unbelievable luck!

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Unbelievable luck!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    This person should buy a lottery ticket!

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      But only one that is printed on the outside whether it’s a winner or a loser, and what prize it is.

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      Bought a bunch of lottery tickets. 2 dollars each.

      1st one, won a dollar. Cool.

      2nd one, won a dollar. Woah!

      3rd one, won a dollar. ???

      4th one, won a dollar. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

      Read the ticket name. “Always win a dollar”

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      Do you buy a netflix card and think you won something?

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        Didn’t realise this was roastme

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