A new job posting for a role at a Toronto Shoppers Drug Mart location is causing a stir this week due to the fact that it boldly seeks a worker to …
You’re too late to get that job but here is another opportunity!
This is a part-time on-site volunteer role at my house. As a volunteer, you will be responsible for cooking, cleaning, chopping firewood, and providing other support to the residents. This may include serving drinks to visitors, restocking shelves, organizing inventory, and light house painting. Your role as a volunteer is crucial in ensuring that our household has a positive and seamless home experience.
Qualifications
- Excellent customer service and interpersonal skills
- Ability to work well in a team environment
- Strong attention to detail and organizational skills
- Ability to multitask and prioritize tasks effectively
- Good communication skills
- Previous experience with R and python programming is an asset
- Availability to work weekends, nights, and holidays
- Total subservience and ability to follow orders without question
We invite you to apply today.
Best I can do is promise not to smoke meth in front of the kids and guarantee that toilet paper will be used at least 60% of the time for any bathroom trips. Still hiring?
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