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atx_aquarian@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium

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Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium

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atx_aquarian@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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The marine mammals are “not too meticulous about who their partners are," an expert said.
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    A necropsy performed by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission’s Marine Mammal Pathobiology Lab found the fatal wound was a “14.5 cm long tear in the ventral wall” of his colon.

    damn that sucks, unfortunate way to go

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    Well that’s sad…

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      What was he wearing?

      • delial@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Nothing, the floozy

      • keeb420@kbin.social
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        A novelty tee

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        cursed upvote

  • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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    Of course it’s Florida

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      Florida manatee

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    Jason: “Listen, you Argonauts. Tie me to the mast real tight. Those sirens have a great voice, but boy do I not want to meet them.”

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    Poor Hugh.

    That’s a lot of sentences I never thought I’d read.

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