After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.
Winner!
The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.
Capitalism
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ERMAHGERD WYRMS
Are you not entertained?
me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am
Oh! You’re home early!
bremdstimks
Serious question: why do they always look like they are looking right at you? is it that they’re absorbing all the light all around them and the dark spot is just “your” light?
IIRC mantis eyes are a series of small holes/tubes angled in different directions. You can see into the ones that are faced directly towards you down to (I assume) some photoreceptor like our pupils, but the other holes are occluded.
So basically, yeah, kinda. I think.
They like cameras
Relationship goals
happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing
Voulez-vous une baguette?
Would you like a baguette?
(I use Google translate so if it’s bad don’t blame me)
I promise I can stop anytime.
Naked Lunch
