PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months agoIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?message-squaremessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down14
arrow-up1153arrow-down1message-squareIf I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months agomessage-square70fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·edit-26 months agoStuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
minus-squarespare_muppetslinkfedilinkarrow-up53·6 months agoI can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down1·6 months ago<insert mark as NSFW train copypasta>
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·6 months agoYou’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted… My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.
minus-squareMrNesser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 months agoI kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww
minus-squareNightwatch Admin@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 months agonobody: klysma kinkers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months agoThis, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
minus-square𝓒𝓸𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓽@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoA banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
Stuff marshmallows up your butt. The glycerine in them will make you evacuate your bowels within 10 minutes as they dissolve.
I can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.
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You’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted…
My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.
sounds like cloudseeding
Is this speaking from experience?
I kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww
nobody:
klysma kinkers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.
A banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.
this is true. don’t ask how I know