Lemmy.ca
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Always happens

lemmy.world

message-square
47
link
fedilink
819

Always happens

lemmy.world

"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
message-square
47
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • officermike@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    112
    ·
    1 year ago

    It’s because as the hot air rises, cool air comes in from all sides of the fire. Your body blocks that air from one side, so the prevailing current of cool air feeding the fire is biased towards you and it carries the smoke with it.

    • DUMBASS@leminal.space
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      41
      ·
      1 year ago

      NO! The smoke hates me personally and is trying to kill me on purpose.

      • officermike@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        1 year ago

        Probably true.

        • DUMBASS@leminal.space
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          1 year ago

          I dont know why it hates me, I do enjoy lighting firepits so it can exist in the physical realm and be free, I’m trying to help it! Why wont you love me smoke!

      • GloriousGouda@lemmy.myserv.one
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        1 year ago

        Campfire smoke definitely has toxic ex vibes.

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      39
      ·
      1 year ago

      I never thought about it that way but it totally makes sense. Thanks!

      But than again: it comes always to me and not to others. And it’s the same for the others. The smoke always goes to them too

      • ccunning@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        18
        ·
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        I wonder if it could be the largest person blocking the most air.

        That would explain why it happens to me anyway…

        • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          1 year ago

          Nah, in my group it’s always one guy and he is pretty small.

          • lugal@sopuli.xyz
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            1 year ago

            Just admit that you are in the same group and you are both talking about yourself since everyone feels the smoke always goes to them

        • jaybone@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          1 year ago

          Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the fire, she really sits around the fire.

      • runswithjedi@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        1 year ago

        deleted by creator

      • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        1 year ago

        When it’s coming towards you, it’s grabbing your attention, and you make note of it. When it’s coming towards someone else, this is not so.

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          0
          arrow-down
          3
          ·
          1 year ago

          thatsthejoke.zip

          • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            1 year ago

            I’m not downloading that.

            • lugal@sopuli.xyz
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              1 year ago

              It ain’t downloadable. It’s just that .zip is a top level domain so anything that ends with .zip is formatted as a link, see.zip ?

              • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                1 year ago

                It says this site can’t be reached. No domain. Do I have to add it to my hosts file? What’s the IP?

                • lugal@sopuli.xyz
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  1
                  ·
                  1 year ago

                  That happens often, don’t worry. They have a section about that problem on their FAQ page: faq.zip

              • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                1 year ago

                I’m joking, sorry for the confusion.

                • lugal@sopuli.xyz
                  link
                  fedilink
                  arrow-up
                  2
                  ·
                  1 year ago

                  Apology accepted

    • DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      24
      ·
      edit-2
      1 month ago

      deleted by creator

      • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        1 year ago

        Lies! The smoke never comes near me🧟

        • bitwaba@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          1 year ago

          Cause you ugly bruh!

          • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            edit-2
            1 year ago

            Thats impossible, my grandma always called me a handsome lad. She’d never lie to her own dear little grandson.

      • LeadersAtWork@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        1 year ago

        Ugg think so too! Ugg and female at fire and fire follow Ugg only! Female hit Ugg with stick.

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      1 year ago

      Imma sell a “smoke diverter” that’s a wide piece of cardboard on a stand. Put it opposite your seat at the fire, boom, no more smoke.

      • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        1 year ago

        Gonna need to sell left- and right-handed versions if you want to capture the market

        • IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          1 year ago

          And a pink one that costs 50% more marketed as “for women” or “for her”

          • Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            1 year ago

            Then you put out the tacticool camo version and the upscale material version that’s just made out of aluminum.

            • IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              1 year ago

              And don’t forget the designer one, which just has a Supreme logo on it yet costs 30x more

  • thonofpy@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    55
    ·
    1 year ago

    Ancient humans would understand this and I think that’s cool.

  • GBU_28@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    1 year ago

    If your campfire is that smokey, and laying down that much, it isn’t hot enough.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      1 year ago

      And probably wet.

  • PanoptiDon@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    1 year ago

    I’m not sure how many people can relate, but this is a thing.

    • kameecoding@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      1 year ago

      It is a thing because of physics https://youtu.be/WgxO7vhlF7A?si=8R7hNf4eW7tp_9v1

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 year ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://piped.video/WgxO7vhlF7A?si=8R7hNf4eW7tp_9v1

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • Štěpán@lemmy.cafe
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    1 year ago

    “Smoke goes after thieves” is what we always say.

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 year ago

      I’ve heard about it going after who got laid most recently of the group

      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        1 year ago

        Geez, that changes some of the boy scout camps!

    • afox@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      Where I’m from smoke follows beauty. Americans are pretty vain.

  • ickplant@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    1 year ago

    White rabbit, white rabbit!

  • Jano@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    1 year ago

    Savu seuraa lampaannussijaa.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      Håller med fullständigt

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      I just heard it about generally getting laid, not specifically about sheep lol

  • Smallwater@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    1 year ago

    Yeah

    • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      Yeah

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    arrow-down
    3
    ·
    1 year ago

    Smoke is bad for you… mmmkay.

    • brygphilomena@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      1 year ago

      I don’t think anyone has ever said otherwise.

      • TokenBoomer@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        Source? Don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

    • rab
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 year ago

      Ok boomer

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 4.02K users / day
  • 10K users / week
  • 16.1K users / month
  • 32.3K users / 6 months
  • 523 local subscribers
  • 31.5K subscribers
  • 15.5K Posts
  • 356K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org