A promotion in West Virginia is hosting a child boxing fight involving nine-year-olds.

  • sndmn
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    1 year ago

    How many 9 year-olds? I’ll bet I could take 5 at once.

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        1 year ago

        But they’re only each 9. Ever seen drunk dudes fighting in groups? They’d fight like that. Getting in each other’s way, tripping over each other. Hell if my kid is any indication he’d just sit and play with toys the other kids left behind.

        I could take about 5 at once given what I know of children, that’s a reasonable limit.

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          1 year ago

          Oh for sure. I’m just saying if they did manage to coordinate for a minute it could get a little more difficult. Luckily children aren’t known for teamwork or strategy.

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            1 year ago

            I think really you only need to get a solid punch on one kids jaw. One goes out cold, the others to into survival mode. I think the primary risk there is I might wear myself out chasing them down to mop up.

            I’m gonna step back and just say this is all humorous. Don’t hit kids… Unless they deserve it.