• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
    18·
    8 months ago

    “I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.”

    “If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?”

    • Thavron
      2·
      8 months ago

      Now those are pickup lines with some chest hair!

    • w3dd1e@lemm.ee
      1·
      8 months ago

      Now, remember the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents.

      Have sex with them and you’re in.