• @[email protected]
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    781 month ago

    Scientists: we can’t understand why global warming is so much worse than our models predicted!!

    • @[email protected]
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      251 month ago

      Nah, there’ll be like a junior VP or department head paid to take the fall, and the people that actually signed off will wipe their hands and feign ignorance.

    • oce 🐆
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      121 month ago

      Best I can do is an executive position in a foreign fossil fuel company.

  • MeatPilot
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    471 month ago

    Welp better stop eating beans and farting for the rest of my life to help do my part and recoup the damages. All this world destroying pollution is my fault as a consumer, not the producers.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      The producers produce so the consumers can consume, why are we passing blame back and forth when both parties are to blame for this?

      • @[email protected]
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        31 month ago

        If the producers don’t produce, the consumers can’t consume.

        But if the consumers don’t consume then the producers can still produce.

          • @[email protected]
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            71 month ago

            Because they know that if they lie to you and market the right way they can fool you into buying it. Just look at cigarettes.

            Or better yet look at plastic. We need to stop producing plastic. As a consumer unless I literally grow my own food I don’t have any choice but to buy plastic. Literally everything is sold and packaged in plastic. The producers took the system hostage and I don’t have much of a choice as a consumer other then die.

  • @[email protected]
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    271 month ago

    “Well this is highly surprising!”, said exactly nobody.

    Honestly this should have been expected. It’s baffling that self-reported numbers are taken at face value

      • UnfortunateShort
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        91 month ago

        They have already done us. And it’s the same for alle the gas/oil fields. We need to plug a million holes at this point.

  • macniel
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    131 month ago

    But… They said that Coal is very clean? Don’t they know that lying is bad?

    • @[email protected]
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      211 month ago

      No, actually they (the conservative party) were blabbing about “jobs” while letting the solar industry die