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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

Remember kids, nuking biggots is always morally correct

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Remember kids, nuking biggots is always morally correct

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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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    The only solution to bigotry is to seperate their bones from their flesh, for that is what the Allfather wills. Reject discrimination of violence, embrace indriscriminite violence.

    • Zacryon@feddit.deBanned from community
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      No.

      • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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        Sir/Madam/Xee, this is c/NCD

        • JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works
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          Please use more inclusive language like “warcriminal” or “planefucker” to ensure you adress people of all genders

          • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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            Oh shit, I thought this person was from outside our community, but you’re right. I shouldn’t make these kind of assumptions.

        • Zacryon@feddit.deBanned from community
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          So? Did I miss something?

          • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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            Everything, apparently.

            • Zacryon@feddit.deBanned from community
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              Okay. Thanks for the useless explanation.

              • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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                No problem 👍

          • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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            Based on my data, it seems you have missed mandatory NCD femboy therapy for three weeks now. Please put on the unix socks and cat ears immediately.

            • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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              You either get the femboy therapy or ya are already a feral lunatic and get fast tracked. Guess which one I am?

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        Alright, have it your way. Instead, we’ll separate their flesh from their bones. Better?

        • Zacryon@feddit.deBanned from community
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          No.

          • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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            🤷 There’s no pleasing some people

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        Someone wants their flesh and bones separated

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    c/NCD on settling political differences:

    NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION

    c/NCD losing their house keys:

    NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION

    c/NCD on choosing a restaurant:

    NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION

    c/NCD on any minor inconvenience:

    NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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      Bruh I stepped on a hard piece of plastic the other week (like a Lego) and I swear to God I almost pressed the fkin button.

      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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        Suitable UN

    • dankm
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      Anything less risks credibility.

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      If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

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    We do not tolerate intolerance

    • harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Exactly - tolerance is a social contract not a moral imperative. Break the contract? Nuke. Whine about being not tolerated? Nuke. Claiming that I have to tolerate your intolerant behavior? Believe or not, right to nuke.

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        We have the best community, thanks to nukes

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    The P in LGBT stands for “peaceful”

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      I thought it was “pyromaniac”

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        Why not both?

        c/romans have entered the chat

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    Freedom and justice for all is non-negotiable.

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    Like grandma used to say,

    If at first you don’t succeed - try a larger thermonuclear reaction

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    The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries:

    1. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
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      I always heard a line like that one as: if violence isn’t solving your problem you aren’t applying enough of it.

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    Bigots: how can you infringe upon my freedom of speech? You are being intolerant and marginalizing me!

    Us: stares blankly … Ok, repeat that, but slower, and then think about it.

    • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      oh, they know exactly what they’re doing

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    This is so peak noncredibility it defies credulity

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    but what do the lgbt tops do?

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      They fuck

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    deleted by creator

  • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    I am more of a mustard gas the bigots kind of guy.

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    Yeah but going to the nuclear option has unwanted consequences use conventional warheads they are cheaper and possibly more devastating being easier to launch multiple more accurately just saying

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      Fuel-Air bombs, my beloved

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        See that’s my point though don’t jump to to nukes I do appreciate the corrections

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    Go get 'em Elmo o7

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    Removed by mod

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      NCD is shit posting about the industrial military complex. Guns, bombs, tanks, war, femboys who wear cat ears on their ballistic helmets and have hentai stickers on their AK-47.

      Definitely not everyone’s cup of tea

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        Hot damn that comment got them banned for rules 3, 5, 6, and 10

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          I never even got to see their response to me lmao

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          Weak, embrace fem tac-gear

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            🫡

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