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Upvoted due to being weird and neat, but I’m not sure I trust the data source of two “cleanroom consultants.” They’re obviously in the pocket of Big Skin.
Or a big skin pocket, like a marsupial.
Oh, I totally missed that. So if you’re wearing the clean room getup do the skin cells still aerolisize?
Yes but then you breathe them in. Bit like recycling, eh
Is most of it coming from dude’s massive dump truck?
I think the real takeaway is that walking faster makes you taller but also fatter.
It’s true what they say
You can’t outrun your diet especially when it consists of millions of human skin cells.
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I’m not lazy I’m just conserving skin
“skin per minute” seems very imprecise for how accurate it sounds.
Why does he get bigger and fatter the faster he walks?
Because they have to adjust heights to make graph scale
And they needed to adjust the size of his dump truck too?
Bigger the better
That’s really ineffective suit
Three horrifying words: aerosolized skin flakes.
What do you think dust is?
My sweet summer child, if you think those two are synonymous, I hope you never learn otherwise.
8kph is up in speed walking territory
It’s unclear whether the person is shedding skin flakes despite wearing the clean room gear. I am guessing the shedding visualization shows what would happen without the clean room gear.
Is this because of chafing? Wind resistance? Increased body temperature?
Probably all of the above.
Bad Scaling
This is a great explanation of why I feel dirty just driving somewhere over the course of 8-10 hours. Sure I’m not getting dirty, but I’m not passively exfoliating either.
