• shalafi@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      It’s a cute little lemmy meme. No one does this. No one talks about this. No one expects this. It’s fake outrage.

        • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          9 months ago

          y̶͖̩̍͘̚o̷̠̹̔ủ̸̪̐ͅr̴̙̈́̑̊ ̶͜͝ẁ̷̹o̸̮̙̔͝r̴̫̙̀k̷̳͊ ̶̬͒̂ȉ̸̤s̷̗̀ ̸̰̀̓i̵̹̝̒̂n̴̠͎̲̔v̷͔̅͑a̵̝͐̈́̎l̵͎̈́̕ǘ̶̦͜á̷͉̣͔b̷̧̏͝ḽ̸̎̀e̵͜͠ ̶͉̇t̴̪̟̟̆̋o̷̼͐͋ ̶̲͔̣̀̌̎t̷̰̃̀h̶̛͐͜ẻ̷͕̥ ̸̗͉̇̚c̸̖͎̒̍ȍ̸̡̥̝̂m̷̠̏͂̚p̷̙̀͂͝ã̷͔́n̴͇̥̼͐͗̐y̴̻̭̾

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      9 months ago

      Tipping my landlord, hell no! I did tip a live in superintendent at one building I lived in every Christmas. Dude lived a rough life but somehow found his way to maintaining an old building, and he was great at it. If you saw him on the street you’d assume he was homeless, but infact he kept a building housing many people running. He was very friendly, kind, and respectful. He was an exception, I’d give him a small gift, usually chocolate and a small gift card. He was a very good dude and that deserved to be acknowledged.

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    9 months ago

    Here’s a tip for landlords: try to keep your heads attached when the revolution finally comes.

    • rab
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      9 months ago

      You don’t? How will he feed his kids then?

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      9 months ago

      No, it’s not really a thing. There are some extremely entitled landlords that believe they do deserve a tip though. They can get the tip of my shoe up their ass if they really want one

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    9 months ago

    the only tips your landlord needs are the ones that show on Skyrim’s loading screens as rendered by your sick gaming pc

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      9 months ago

      Cuck Chair is a slang term for a chair situated nearby and facing a bed, allowing for a cuckold to sit and watch their partner have sex with another person. Cuck chairs are often found in hotel rooms, inspiring the viral meme catchphrase, “Every Hotel Got the Cuck Chair.”

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      9 months ago

      I call it a sock chair, but I see where they’re coming from.

  • Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    How do so few people in this comments section see the obvious satire?? It’s clearly making fun of both landlords and absurd tipping culture.