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minus-squareowenlinkfedilinkarrow-up37arrow-down1·edit-23 months agoJesus: “Hey! My dad says if you don’t be my friend, he’ll rain terror on you.” Me: “Huh?” Jesus in a Deep Voice: “Be Jesus’ friend or face an eternal nightmare.”
Jesus: “Hey! My dad says if you don’t be my friend, he’ll rain terror on you.”
Me: “Huh?”
Jesus in a Deep Voice: “Be Jesus’ friend or face an eternal nightmare.”