• tooclose104
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      8 months ago

      If it’s that pictures of my ball sack will earn me more than my current job, I’ll need to go back in time and tell me how sooner!

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Well what sort of talents does your ball sack have? I bet you’d make some money on Lemmy if you could document your ballsack installing arch on a computer it built.

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        8 months ago

        It will make you money in "addition* to your current job.

        Unless they find out and shame you for your filthy immorality, because the economy will not stand for unnatural acts like sex or the human body. Well, apart from advertising its products, at least.

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      8 months ago

      Wait, gay onlyfans pays bucks?

      Do they pay extra for non-gays doing gay stuff? I’d do gay non-gay stuff for money. It’s just dicks, oh no, so what if it gets stuck up my ass. I tried that as a kid, it’s not impossible!