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Philo to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

Philo to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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    The other half of the joke:

    As the pirate sits down at the bar, the bartender also notices that he has a ships wheel as a belt buckle. “What’s with the wheel?” The bartender asks…

    “Yaarrrr, it be driving me nuts”

    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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      My favorite stupid joke. Always a go to for me.

  • tobogganablaze@lemmus.org
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    Would probably work better with the choclate bar. I had to look up that “Bounty” is also a paper towel brand.

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      I suppose it’s just a regional joke. I immediately knew of bounty the paper towel brand but had to look up “bounty the chocolate bar”. I’m from the USA.

    • PhiloOP
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      Bounty is a chocolate bar?

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Knockoff Mounds

      • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
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        North American chocolate/coconut/almond bar. Pretty good too 7/10

        • VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world
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          Also sold in the UK.

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          It’s a knockoff of the US Mounds.

    • PhiloOP
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      Nah, population wise the USA dwarfs the UK and Canada combined, Bounty is more widely understood as a paper towel.

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        You forgot to add the whole bloody EU to Canada and UK, mate.

        • PixelFerret@lemmy.world
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          And AU

      • M137@lemmy.world
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        Most of the world knows bounty chocolate bars, not the same with the apparent paper towel brand.

        • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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          Most of the world knows neither.

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    Mars is the manufacturer and according to them, it’s sold in the UK and Canada so take it up with them.

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      Funily enough, Mars is also a chocolate bar

    • VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world
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      In the UK it’s called plenty now not bounty.

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