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TheWaterGodM to OffbeatEnglish · 1 year ago

‘I was just really in shock’: Kilt-clad man seen sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ then ‘placing them back on the shelves,’ cops say

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‘I was just really in shock’: Kilt-clad man seen sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ then ‘placing them back on the shelves,’ cops say

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TheWaterGodM to OffbeatEnglish · 1 year ago
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Kilt-clad man stuck antiques 'in his rectum' at mall, put items back on shelves: Cops
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Mitchell C. Vest was filmed taking several items from antique shops in Texas and 'placing' them 'in his rectum,' before returning them to the shelves, police say

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  • Polarsailor@kbin.social
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    Rectum? Damn near kilt 'em.

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      I choked

  • geekworking@lemmy.world
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    “What do you have on under the kilt”?

    … Shitty Antiques.

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    Ah, this reminds me of the old adage: Try before you buy.

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    Two words:

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    Pennies

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    don’t judge, we all have hobbies

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    You see @[email protected] this is how you become successful. He’ll have leverage over anyone who has ever bought anything from that store.

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      Now I know! I understand more about the ways of the world than I’d ever wanted to.

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    Wonder what he’d say if he found out his prison food got the same treatment

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    Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.

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      There’s often a tradeoff between what’s fun and what’s healthy!

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