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ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukM to And Finally...@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 year ago

Danish man sticks 68 matches up his nose for world record

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Danish man sticks 68 matches up his nose for world record

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ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukM to And Finally...@feddit.ukEnglish · 1 year ago
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A Danish man earned an unusual Guinness World Records title when he managed to stuff 68 matchsticks into his nostrils.
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    Go Denmark 🇩🇰🎉

  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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    … good job?

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    Can we get a cutaway to Taylor Swift’s reaction?

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    Everyone said it couldn’t be done. I’m grateful to be alive to witness it.

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      Certainly one to tell the grandkids about when describing the wonders of The Before Times when, if you could dream it and you worked hard enough, the possibilities were endless.

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    Somebody light them up please

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      Is it a stroke? Or could it be the 68 lit matches up your nose? 5 warning signs that what you smell burning might be worse than you imagined. More at 11

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        Number 4 will shock you!

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        deleted by creator

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          I have no clue what you deleted, but I’m upvoting it, Ben! I know you’d never give me a nasty surprise. Ben Dover and openness go together like hot dogs and buns. Some say you’ve got a you’ve got a broken sense of humor; I say it’s fractured, but whole.

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          Anus.

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    I knew he could do it

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    I think I could make 69

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukOPM
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      That’s nice of you to offer. I’ll let him know.

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    Is this an Olympic event yet?

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      It’s scheduled for the 2028 Olympics. The Chinese already have training camps where they send promising large hootered children for trails. Only the massively-nostriled make the cut.

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    But how many creme eggs can he fit up his bum?

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    Do they not have sharpies in Denmark?

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      They have Lego but that hurts a lot more getting it up your nose. Apparently.

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