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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social
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    That might be the funniest Sarah Silverman but I have ever seen

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      You saw her butt?

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        Lol. It was supposed to be bit, but i am leaving it.

        • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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          Are you Matt Damon by any chance?

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            You can’t force me to pick a name

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            Why, are they fucking? Oh oh, Jimmy won’t like that…

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        I guarantee if you did see Sarah Silverman’s butt it would be the funniest butt you’ve ever seen

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          Not as funny as I expected. NSFW

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          It can sing Amazing Grace too!

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      I feel like she’s one of the few comedians left who could get away with joking like this. It’s glorious.

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        she is honest and real so she can do this because if she does, its done with the touch of someone who is a master at their craft

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        Anyone can make this joke. It’s all about intent.

        Quick story: I used to live in Asheville, NC. If anyone knows anything about it, it’s a liberal hippie mountain town. My ex worked at a pet store that was owned by this young woman. I didn’t know her well, but I knew her enough that when I came back to town, I asked for a job. During the interview, I made a joke to her, the woman who was GM, and the younger woman who was store manager. I knew the owner a little, and knew she was a feminist hippie Grateful Dead fan—you know the type. And the store manager was a younger version of the same kind of new age hippie.

        The owner was telling me about how sometimes, one of the assistant GMs, a man, would always be asked for when someone came in looking for the boss—they would ask the owner, this woman, if they could speak to he man, who they mistook for the owner.

        I said, “well, I mean…can you really blame them? You’re just a woman.”

        My delivery is very dry, these people didn’t know me well enough for me to be making this joke, but after a second of suspended shock, I let on that I was joking and I had the whole room laughing at the joke.

        It’s all about intent. If you’re being ironic, and making a point that the ironic position you’re taking is absurd, your intent is good and you can make this kind of joke with zero problems. We all know Sarah Silverman. This joke is absolutely amazing and no one would ever be upset about it, because it’s clear she’s making a joke about the idiots who mistake them all for each other, not about the Indian people all looking alike. See what I mean?

        You can still make any kind of joke you want—as long as your intent is good.

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          There’s one more layer, trust. If they don’t trust that you have good intent then the joke won’t land right anyway

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          Quick story

          So that was a lie.

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            Jesus the internet has ruined people. There’s no way it took anyone who knows how to read any longer than 60 seconds to read that

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    That was the most hilarious social commentary I think I’ve read in a long time, and the most biting.

    IMO. YMMV.

    • Smc87@lemmy.sdf.org
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      FTP.

      • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.world
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        File Transfer Protocol?

        • Smc87@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Yes, it’s all I know

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            Lemmy is grand because of the distinct ambiguity between “file transfer protocol” and “fuck the police” that you only see in a place like this

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              I think FTP came first

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                Nah, I think police came first.

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                  How did they get there if not for FTP

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          Functional Threshold Power

          • Aniki 🌱🌿@lemm.eeBanned
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            15 watts/kg gang!

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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          Free The Penis.

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        ACAB.

        • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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          ABCDEFG.

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            HIJKLMNOP

            • Siethron@lemmy.world
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              Wrong it’s H I J K LMNOP

              • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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                eleminohpee

          • jaybone@lemmy.world
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            ABRA CADABRA

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          ABACAB

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        Fuck the Packers!

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    Is this the actor from Silicon Valley?

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      First is that guy from Silicon Valley, second one is that dude from The Big Bang Theory and the third was in Van Wilder. No idea who the fourth is though.

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        How dare you say guy from van wilder when referring to Kumar of Harold&Kumar!

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          You may also know him from the Obama administration

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            And House

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        The third dude was Kumar from the Harold & Kumar movies too

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          And he was in House M.D.

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            He also worked in the Obama administration for the Office of Public Engagement.

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        Seems like kind of a groupie. I bet she’s fucking Matt Damon.

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        Fourth is the dude from the Sarah Silverman Program.

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          I know it wasn’t critically acclaimed or anything but I enjoyed that show. She’s funny enough but the rest of the cast is all hilarious in their own rights. It made it a lot more solid.

          I really would’ve liked to have seen a Brian Posehn/Steve Agee Gaybor spin-off.

          edit: grammar

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            Yep, agreed.

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        She’s from an episode of Star Trek Voyager.

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          The one where she tried to bang her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson, Tom Paris?

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        She’s a very caucasian-looking man.

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        Third one is also the guy from Harold and Kumar 2.

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        i thought the second was Dr. K lmao

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      Na it’s the actor from Super Troopers and Beerfest

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      No, he’s the prime minister of the UK.

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    Well personally I’ve never seen all three of them in the same show so… Explain that

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    I never knew Dr. K had it in him

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝@lemmy.world
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    she knows what’s up

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    Very odd.

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    Typical out of touch white woman response. Is Sarah Silverman a Karen? Who knew? /s

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      White people, amirite??

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    Fisher Stevens: Yeah, I hate when that happens.

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    (x) doubt

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