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Hellfire103 to when things get too real for me_irl@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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Hellfire103 to when things get too real for me_irl@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/11872168

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  • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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    All of these have monkey paw written all over them…

    I already talk to plants, they don’t understand me and I don’t understand them…

    • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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      What’s the downside of flight? Flight sounds awesome. Is walking no longer an option or something?

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        Oh not that kind of flight, it’s fight or flight type of a thing. So whenever anything scary happens, the only thing one can do is run away.

        See a big scary dog? Run away. Partner injures themselves? Run away. Have to attend an important meeting? Believe it or not, run away.

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        Flight you can’t control (Charlotte and the chocolate factory style)

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    Fine as long as I can kill myself.

    • samus12345@lemmy.world
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      No, it instantly kills opponents, so it will kill your depression and self-loathing.

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    Monkey Paw Deal: you have no control over it. As soon as you start to view someone as your opponent in any way, they immediately die.

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    Irl liquor actually does/can give you poison breath, courage, feeling relaxed, instant death, and flight (once)

    • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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      Flight several times. Jist need to miss the ground.

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    :The world if I could kill anyone I don,t like

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      Found Yagami Light’s Lemmy account.

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      That weird pod thing in the middle has been next to the ring road in Manchester for over a decade now.

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    talk to plants

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH- every time the neighbor mows their lawn

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    Perfect, I have no greater opponent than myself.

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    Become a dragon

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