This is boomer tier humor. Real “golf good wife bad” garbage lol.
This is a response to boomer humour. That absolutely HILARIOUS /s joke “why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” used to shame women.
If your response to a lack of humor is more lack of humor don’t be shocked when nobody laughs (again).
I don’t know. If I was in a mixed company and some dude said the buy cow thing only to have a woman reply to him with the pig sausage, I’d chuckle. Kind of a burn.
Sounds Reactionary to me. It is a fun levelling of the playing field but doesn’t have the merit to dodge the initial judgement of the branch of humor.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world giggling at boomer humor.
Waaaaaah
Good point? I think?
I’d like to know about this place that gives out milk for free, please
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Why buy a t-shirt when you can share the meme online for free?
Wow, 80% against. I never knew this data existed. I’d love to see the study.
The study is printed on the back of the shirt
I tried looking it up but only found some vtubers summary, sorry that its a video but they are making some good points actually.
Good thing I memorized that URL.
Don’t need the URL when Lemmy sync shows a thumbnail alongside the URL.
And a warning when you click on it
Didn’t work for me. How do you turn that on?
It’s in the settings.
🤣
I didn’t expect to be faced with the presence of genius today, but here we are.
Seems not getting married favors the men in a relationship more than the women. But I’m happy people are discovering what works for them.
Seems not getting married favors the men in a relationship more than the women
Not really, no. Married men live longer than unmarried ones on average and widows live longer than widowers.
Then again, that’s just the average and every marriage is different from others. Except those of Larry King. Those were same.
Who is thinking that long term? Oooh, I want to get married because when I’m old and senile with brittle bones and no longer have my independence, I’ll get to sit in misery in the nursing home four extra years. Yeah, that argument doesn’t work.
In the short term, men on average have more income and are more likely to spend it on Instant gratification. I can see how it would look tempting.
I mean if life span is the only metric you look at … Sure, I guess.
I’m certain it’s much higher than 20 years ago but 80% is a huge stretch. The majority of the people I know in their 30s are married.
It’s printed on the inside of the shirt, but good luck with that.
It’s true, but it’s also super cringy to print an entire novel on a tshirt
eyes up here please!
Id love a publisher that lets me call a single paragraph a novel.
Just self publish! ☺️
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Look ok, I don’t have time for this, it already took me 3 days just to read your response. I already completed the circle of facetious replies. Writing this reply has taken me an additional 2 weeks! How can you waste peoples’ time like this?!?!
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Oh no, now you’ve trapped me! There is no escape for us. It has taken me 3 years to respond and it keeps growing longer. We’ll cross the comment event horizon if we don’t find a way to pull out moans now!
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It’s bigger than a haiku, that is for sure
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See a woman with this shirt
Squint and stare intently at her chest
Put on glasses
Continue staring at her chest
I have dyslexia
As a guy, I don’t think I’d consider marrying a woman that even owns that shit, even if she had a great personality and aestheticly pleasing body. My wife would probably be pretty angry if I did.
ETA: The shirt is a bit verbose but a good turnabout on the shitty, sexist boomer humor original.
Oh no! Anyway
That’s a lot of text for a fuckin shirt yo
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Yes, staring at a shirt from an angle that would require you to be moments from motorboating someone (presumably a stranger) for even 30 seconds is a perfectly reasonable thing and not at all creepy.
It’s a bad shirt.
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whatever, dipshit
… surely you’re fishing for this kind of reply with a username like that :P
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I mean…1 minute read is a lot for a shirt but also…how the hell did that take you an entire minute? Lol
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Lol sure.
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You’re the one who came along and said it took a minute to read and then backtracked when everybody pointed out that that’s pathetically slow. Don’t try to insult the reading abilities of others when you, without even meaning to, told on yourself so plainly.
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Yup that’s what happens when morons marry to get laid.
There is more to a relationship then having sex.
“Good thing your chest is flat enough for me to read that whole thing.”
I mean, if you honestly believe the only reason to get married (whether your a man or a woman) is for the sex, then I fully support your decision to avoid it.
Certainly not the only reason, but its really nice to be with someone you’ve emotionally bonded with sleeping next to you every night, rather than just playing drunk people lottery at the singles bar.
Sex with a person you’re in love with is… really good. And you’re not going to be in your 20s forever, so you might as well find someone you enjoy being around when you’re not naked while you’re springing from one mattress to another.
Even when I was in my slutty phase, enjoying being around a woman while not in the nip was a requirement. Everything is better when you can relate to one another.
Can confirm. Sausage is little.
I don’t even know what’s the point of that thing
Just another attempt to pit men and women against each other.
I hope they’re all oiled up while being pitted against each other 😋
You son of a bitch, I’m in.
Husbands and Wives are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots.
Reproduction.
I know, shocking.
Putting aside the weirdness of human relationships this implies, I can’t get over the idea that women are stealing in at the dead of night, killing a whole pig, and they taking like a very small amount of meat to make a sausage. Like you can absolutely milk a cow and it will have more milk, this feels like a completely different level.
This is desperate cringe.
Women talk shit until they need something off the top shelf.
Don’t worry they will use a step stool, after all, they know where they put it away.
No they won’t, because the step stool is 3 feet away and I’m 10 feet away. So naturally I’m the better choice.
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About every 3rd time I’m in the grocery store, I get asked to reach something for someone.
