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Hellfire103 to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals

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Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals

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Hellfire103 to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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COLUMBUS, OH—In an effort to make the streets safer through arbitrary killings, the State of Ohio began executing random people Monday in the hopes they were criminals. “You have to assume at least some of the residents we are hanging and beheading are guilty of something terrible, right?” said Gov. Mike DeWine, who…
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    Nah, it’s not going to be truly random. The lottery is fixed and only the poorest 30% are eligible.

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      For some reason they all come from Cleveland

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