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    Wait until they find out about transparent

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      Or transplants

      • BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Or the transitive property

        • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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          Don’t even get me started on translators

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            I don’t know what “istors” are, but as fer me an my house, we serve the lord. If I sees ‘em, I burns ‘em. 😤

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              Or making the switch on transatlantic flights

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                Or transmission in their trucks

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                  deleted by creator

          • Deceptichum@kbin.social
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            Or the transgender.

            Wait…

            • Riccosuave@lemmy.world
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              Or that cars are transportation…

              • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world
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                Or maybe just their transmissions, cars don’t really need those

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              Honestly I’m not sure they even get it, so maybe they should

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            Or transformers. More than meets the eye.

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              Next they’ll try processing a transaction.

        • Brickhead92@lemmy.world
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          What about transitive pictographic verbalisations?

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      “Transparency” would implode their brains, it’s just too much of a word for them to even try to comprehend.

      “Trans-paren(like parents?)-cy(what? cyanide?) TRANS PARENTS ARE GIVING THEIR KIDS CYANIDE!!”

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      Or the transmissions in the transports…

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      How in the blue hell do transparents have children in the first place??? I bet they steal them from good Christian parents and groom them to be woke!!! Like for a hallelujah, share for a amen!,!!

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    Wake up babe new gender just dropped

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      Is there a newsletter or RSS feed? So hard to keep up.

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        You’re asking for someone to transcribe it for you?

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          Ew, no that sounds gay. Is there a straightcriber in here?

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      I prefer the alternative gender for that profession, criptionist.

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      I made an llm transcriber for podcasts. Oh…I also added a translator. Is that a genderfluid? I am now realizing Fox News just kept saying things in a scary voice, but didn’t actually provide any information

      Oh God, that’s what woke actually means, isn’t it?

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    A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the

    to the airport to fly a

    and head for meetings and abortions at the

    Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Nobody ever asked KITT for their pronouns.

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        I’m picturing KITT saying, “Michael, you know I’m a they/them!” in that smarmy way KITT said things.

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          Michael used second person singular and proper nouns with KITT. Hope this helps!

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      Ahh the classic gaymobile

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      It’ll be hilarious if a thousand years from now historians think that we worshipped trans people as gods.

      Why shouldn’t we, anyway? Let’s get on that.

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        historians think that we worshipped trans people

        I’m sorry but is this not already settled canon? Submit to the faith, my child.

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          🏳️‍⚧️🧎

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    Wait til they find about the department of transportation

    • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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      No, no I’m pretty sure the bigots support the deportation of trans people… They seem to want to deport everyone not white enough, why stop at race?

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        You mean that everyone driving a black car is also a BLM supporter?

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      Oh man, every tranportation company here in europe is <name>trans or trans<name>. They would have an stroke if they ever ventured out of their basement into the world 😂

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    Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don’t want to become plants?

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      You know what’s weird? If you do a transplant between trees it’s called a graft. Transplant was right there smh

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      They’re fine with becoming plants, just not if it’s trans.

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    I feel bad for transphobes when they have to go to the store and make a transaction.

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      "My flight transfers in Dallas?! Thanks, Biden!

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        But…what’s a “fer”?

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          I think it has something to do with iron.

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    I thought their God was also Transcendent?

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      Well I don’t know what a 'cendent is 😂

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        And what is incas then?

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          A culture of people from South America.

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      bigots when wafers undergo transubstantiation

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    Ciscriber, when a transcriber walks in…

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      Subscriber, what Domscriber looks for.

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        Describer: what do I do?

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          Inscriber: Shh!

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            Outscriber for when you don’t need the silence

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    So much for my trans-Atlantic voyage. Guess I ll take the trans-Siberian train then. Comms are very bad there so ill take the trans-ceiver with me.

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    I know 3rd grade is hard but really should have stuck it out

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    These istors keep messing with my power! I hear they’re bipolar too.

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      All my plugs are male–male. I take all in stride:

      • the propaganda¹ against the life that works for me and
      • the plugs

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        what would you do with a male-male cord?

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          Probably start fires and electrocute people

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            Why is this need seasonal?

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              Often used (foolishly) to bridge gaps in string lights

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              Christmas lights often have a female plug on the end so you can chain another string to them. They also aren’t designed to care which end the electricity is coming from.

              Now if someone has strung up all their lights, except…oops, they got it backwards, the female end is where the male end should be, and the male end is hanging off the corner of the 2nd story roof, they might be tempted to just use a male to male cord to hook it up instead of having to pull down the entire thing and redo it the other way around.

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                But… there’s a male plug on the other end… do they also try to plug the bit of the toaster where the toast goes into the wall socket??

                But TIL thanks, horrifying though that is

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              Have you seen how cold it is outside? Ya gotta stay warm somehow.

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                Of all the answers I got this is the most logical

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              It’s tradition 🤷

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          Aside from Christmas lights, some people also use them to give their house power through a generator, but that will back feed into the grid and hat is very illegal.

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    ITT: figuring out that “trans-” means “across” by giving other words with same prefix. Yey etymology

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      “meta” also still means “across” in Greece

      phérō meant “I carry”

      metaphor: I carry across

      they now use the term for “transportation in general”

      here’s a modern truck in Greece for ΜΕΤΑΦΟΡΙΚΗ

      in Greek, they use μεταφορική έννοια (metaforikí énnoia – literally “transportation sense”) to mean “metaphor”

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        Yo this is an incredibly cool looking truck though

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          I want one that transforms into a robot.

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            This is the crapsack universe, so it will, at best, turn into a GoBot.

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              Hey, Road Ranger was pretty cool.

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                I don’t think it was true about Road Ranger, but a lot of GoBots just had their robot heads underneath the vehicle pointing towards the ground when they were in car mode and when I was a kid, I was always confused about how they could see anything but the road surface when they were driving around.

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          Run of the mill, is there anything in particular you fancy?

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            Not whom you asked but the way the windshield almost wraps around the front. Like the opposite of this ↓ sexy beast.

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            I think the color scheme is what caught my eye, but the row of fog lights and general styling are great. Comparing to trucks in US

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              I think this type specifically is referred to as eurotruck. I always thought the trucks with the large front looked away cooler, and more serviceable. You don’t need to tilt the whole cabin forward 😄

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      Chemistry walking away without looking back as it slides into entgegen.

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    5 billion people believe that God is bigender, which is often considered transgender.

    Conservatives worship a transgender being. Transphobes cope and seethe.

    God is also a genderless being who uses capitalized male pronouns.

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      The data I’m looking at says only 55% of people are even monotheistic. Where are you getting that 5 billion number from?

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      I wonder if you’re hitting the nail on the head here? Like… Is all this supposed to be reserved for god, and any person who deviates from the norm is blasphemous?

      Or more likely, they haven’t thought that far and just want people other than them to get lost

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      I think we use male pronouns for god because in the past any kind of authority figure or leader would obviously be male.

      Some of His/Her/Their followers still think that way!

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    Wait until they find out that banks do a lot of transactions.

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      I hate the fact that i read it, trans-actions.

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        Well, that’s normal given the context of the thread. Also I used italics to split the word to emphasise that.

        What’s not normal is those people who would tend to read it like that in an everyday context and interpret “trans” as standing for a transsexual rather than merelly as a prefix for change that in several languages is used to make lots of words about something changing.

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      it does explain why they wouldn’t want the government to be more transparent.

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    I’m surprised any Republicans even drive vehicles seeing as each one of them has a transmission.

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