BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoMommy's Choicesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1832arrow-down119
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minus-squareHenchmanNumber3@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up142·11 months agoApparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.
minus-squareempireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down1·11 months agoGone, reduced to atoms
minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-211 months ago“I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you’ve collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus.” -Plan B wielding Thanos
minus-squareSnipingNinja@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoI don’t think a Plan B welded uterus sounds nice, just to clarify, it is the welded uterus that doesn’t sound nice at all, Plan B part is okay.
minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-211 months agoLmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.
minus-squareSnipingNinja@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoNo issue, gave me an opportunity to joke around.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up15·11 months agoThe universe required correction.
minus-squaremriormro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 months agoAborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
minus-squareLucidlethargy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoLol, and after the baby is born, too.
Apparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.
Gone, reduced to atoms
“I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you’ve collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus.” -Plan B wielding Thanos
I don’t think a Plan B welded uterus sounds nice, just to clarify, it is the welded uterus that doesn’t sound nice at all, Plan B part is okay.
Lmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.
No issue, gave me an opportunity to joke around.
The universe required correction.
Aborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Thanos did nothing wrong.
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I’m sorry little one
Lol, and after the baby is born, too.