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Tbf the IRS really doesn’t care how you got your money, they just need their cut. Even if you get money illegally, you still have to pay taxes on it. That’s what did Al Capone in, they didn’t care that he had illegal income, they cared that he wasn’t sharing it when them
Me: Explaining to the the tax man I got my money from a magic island full of witches and monsters.
Tax Man: They got oil over there?
Basically this. Just sell it, pay the tax, then do whatever with the rest.
Just find a cash for gold place that doesn’t ask too many questions.
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