Via Nathan Pyle
Cross these two together and you have a Canada Goose. Aka, the cobra chicken.
You got a problem with Canada Gooses?
I’m sure they’re tasty
If you got a problem with Canada gooses then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
Marinated Canada Goose? Like, maybe some vinegar+orange zest overnight… 🤔
This conversation’s fast becoming a confrontation
It occurs to me now that you’re quoting Letterkenny and I am foolishly oblivious.
You wouldn’t want a confrontation with a Canada Goose. They scary AF.
The only reason Shania and Celine were so successful is because of the Canada Gooses supporting them behind the scenes.
I’ve seen a goose kill a snake. Granted it was a garter snake, it was still a goose on snake murder.
I always knew they had it in them. They just need the confidence to get out there and be assertive.
