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black0ut@pawb.social to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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black0ut@pawb.social to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world
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    This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.

  • Gabu@lemmy.ml
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    Seems like the perfect way to stage a polyamorous wedding.

  • RustyNova@lemmy.world
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    Nah. It’s a great joke

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      Honestly, though. Like that’s how I know I invited the right people to the event.

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      Agreed that it’s hilarious, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that if someone interrupts the portion, the officiater has to go through like… a whole process legally because of it? I don’t know if that matters realistically if he knows too and is cool though

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      one %99 percent of the attendants may not understand

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    Only do it if it’s supposed to be part of the wedding. Otherwise, don’t do it. It would be very disruptive and distracting and could make an otherwise beautiful moment very awkward. And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

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      And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

      That’s not a very convincing argument to not do that every week at a random wedding.

      • Gestrid
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        Originally, before I posted it, my comment had something like “inb4 someone says you’re making it sound like a great idea”.

        I really should’ve kept that in there.

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        Who lets randos into their wedding?

        • Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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          Weddings have too much going on for anyone to keep track. It’s not a concert. No one is checking for tickets. After the wedding, receptions have assigned seating. But by then, you’d be long gone and planning the next Tolkiened wedding.

        • Gabu@lemmy.ml
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          But I am Annatar, the Lord of Gifts!

      • teamevil@lemmy.world
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        Let’s do some awkward wedding crashing, we’ll be the life of the reception!

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    Are you kidding? This is bestie energy

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    I would have loved that at our wedding lol

  • Aesculapius@kbin.social
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    Especially if it’s a cock ring

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      Best lemmy comment I’ve ever read

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      What is this, a wedding with an orgy at the reception?

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      https://youtu.be/do9xPQHI9G0

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        Risky click of the day?

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  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    And then the wedding party goes on a quest to destroy it during the reception, perfect

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    “dressed as Sauron” would also mean you would attract some attention before the ceremony, basically dressed as a giant burning vagina

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    Well now I wish I had thought of this for my wedding

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    Nah better would be to yell at the best man to cast the ring into the fire!

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    Our friends wedding went exactly like this. As. It was a hobbit themed wedding.

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    [email protected] would love that meme

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    I would be too afraid that some would take the cake knife and chops my hand off.

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      Your friends sound a little violent lol

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    A few too many commas in that line. Eh?

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      I mean you could put dashes on either side of “all of them” potentially instead of commas, but commas also work, especially in more poetic prose. Where would you straight-up remove a comma from the line?

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      Could use one more between “Sauron” and “and”

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      No, that’s normal. Might look strange for a native english speaker, but it definitely normal in othet languages.

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