ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoJust tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast!i.postimg.ccimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1772arrow-down19
arrow-up1763arrow-down1imageJust tell 'em to be patient and distract 'em with some avocado toast!i.postimg.ccZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squareCruxifux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoI know you’re probably kidding but if I was you I’d just fucking lie.
minus-squarePratailinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-211 months agoI’m not kidding and I’d never lie about my hatred for the orange-utan just to receive money.
minus-squareSecretSauces@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·11 months ago(Morbid joke) Lie about it to get back in the will and when your dad dies, buy a Biden billboard
minus-squareSoleInvictus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·11 months agoHave Biden’s face etched on his tombstone.
I know you’re probably kidding but if I was you I’d just fucking lie.
I’m not kidding and I’d never lie about my hatred for the orange-utan just to receive money.
(Morbid joke) Lie about it to get back in the will and when your dad dies, buy a Biden billboard
Have Biden’s face etched on his tombstone.