Transcription (of iMessage exchange): “Hi, is this Paul?
Who is this
This is Erica from the dentist’s office. I got your number from your file
Pretty sure this violates Hippo but shoot your shot I guess
I’m not flirting with you. We have you on video stealing thousands of dollars of x-ray equipment”
I’m trying to figure out what X-ray equipment can be stolen that is worth only thousands of dollars. A case of those films you bite on when they x-ray your teeth?
And why, if you have photographic evidence of grand theft, you’d text the person who stole with just “this is Erica from the dentist office.”
I have a feeling this internet person is making stuff up.
You Really Think Someone Would Do That? Just Go On the Internet and Tell Lies?
And to think someone might post a comment on lemmy and capitalize every word! Nobody makes stuff up on the internet. Nobody capitalizes every word in a sentence. Sheeple will believe everything these days
She wants to make sure this criminal knows her name and number personally
Because she saw him on video and she thinks he’s cute. And she also doesn’t value her safety and privacy. It all checks out. This story is totally credible. /s
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But what about the hippopotamus?
I could see that happening in a small town “please just return our equipment”
Try that in a small town.
Awwww. I love wholesome “Try That In A Small Town”.
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Nah this is real I was there
Trust me im a dentist
I can collaborate this story as well, I was the hippo.
I can hippo this dentist. Trust me, I’m the xray
Yeaaah probably fake, but given that it could be easier to just get it back by asking rather than rescheduling patients, dealing with the police, and waiting for insurance to cover the expensive equipment it’s… possible that this is legit (probably not, but possible)
If something costs hundreds of thousands of dollars, it’s also accurate to say it costs “thousands of dollars.”
I am just imagining him bored waiting for them to come back and he is like “fuck this, I am taking this shit, make this wait worth my while” and then just pulls out a tool belt and starts unbolting the thing from the wall.
Found the American who thinks healthcare does cost what he sees in the bill.
Nah, I’ve worked in dental. Those machines are insanely expensive. This is one hand-held unit for sale just under 3k, down from just under 7k . That doesn’t count the sensors, which are also crazy expensive.
https://universadent.com/product/nomad-pro-2/
Most offices have machines attached to the wall, which would be extremely difficult to steal. But a nomad is portable.
https://dentimax.com/x-ray-sensor-comparison/
Above is ONE sensor (most offices have at least 2) that costs around 7k. There are other neccessities as well, but I think you get the point
Well, to be fair a few k is not expensive for medical equipment which is not a mass market, needs certification and usually lasts decades. It’s like no money.
I’m Canadian. (Although dental isn’t covered by healthcare in Canada, so … Same thing in this case, kinda)
Depends how strict you are with “thousands” like a big Dexis OP 3D Panoral scanner /only/ costs $40k
Or you can get smaller handheld ones like a Dexis IS 3800W for $10k and can probably get older models for cheaper.
I’m surprised it’s that little. I figured the big ones were >$100k. Although idk how you could feasibly steal something like that.
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Alright, I’ll be that guy… Hippo…
My guess is they tried to write “hippa” and it autocorrected, because it’s “HIPAA”
Could also be short for Hippocratic oath?
No. He’s just really concerned about the hippo.
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It’s the oath to hold hippo law above all other laws
There are a few things I miss about reddit, like the HIPAA bot.
Beep boop. I am¹ a Lemmy bot. It looks like you started writing the name of a magical,¹ friendly¹ animal who salutes people by flinging feces. Did you mean to refer to “hippopotamus”?
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Whoa apparently you left this comment 6 days ago but it just showed up in my inbox today. I check my inbox every day and your comment did not appear until 6 days after you left it. Federation weird(?)
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I’mma go stalk your profile now to get evidence that you’re not really a bot, just a clever fun Lemmyer.
Lolol. My instance periodically stops pushing content. Then it plays catch up.
Boop beep.
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He meant to say HIPAA. In sort, series a laws for patient protections which include looking at a patient’s record to get their phone number for personal reason.
Yeah, it’s funny and nobody had mentioned it, so I did ;)
DiD YoU jUst AsSume ThEir IdeNtity?
/s (you probably meant she*)
The chatter identified as “Paul” said “Hippo”. I don’t think the person above you made a bad assumption.
That’s trump level defense - you can’t take me to court for stealing because that violates my Hippo rights
That’s how it works actually - if you break the law while making the case, your case is invalid.
lol do cops know this cuz that ain’t how it seems to be working
Thats why this needs to change.
If you commited murder and someone breaks the law to get you, you should still get convicted.
But the person breaking the law should have no immunity either and face the consequences of their actions. But if the person abused a position of power (police, politician, etc) they should face twice the punishment, one time for breaking the law and a second time for doing so in a trusted office.
That’s ridiculous. Detectives would have to sit there and do the math “is it worth me going to jail for 12 months to strengthen my case against X”?
No. The Justice system literally stands for justice. People working for it should not be committing crimes in its name as if the ends justify the means.
If the people working for the Justice system routinely commit crimes and are rewarded for it, you don’t have a justice system. This is literally why people are so mad at the police right now. The police constantly commit crimes and are not punished for it
I agree. Justice also for those dealing it out, obviously.
But my point wasnt „this and nothin else“ but „this is worth looking at“.
Currently, if you have committed murder and the fact got known due to a search that wasnt done correctly, you‘re free. Not everything is black and white.
We can agree that murder means jail and the people who might have done wrong finding it out get their own consequences (which they currently dont either).
Sure, but the dental office has your phone number to be able to contact you for appointments, no law is broken in this fake internet screenshot.
steals funny glowing metal thing
Funny glowing metal thing:
I’m sure I have a screwdriver around here somewhere…
Make em glow
Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samut_Prakan_radiation_accident
PS: cobalt 60 is a no-no
Is the screenshot blurry?
Yes… an artistic choice, I believe.
Huh. I’m not convinced text message screenshots warrant any amount of artistic license.
Even screenshots of fake conversations?!
You mean to tell me this conversation is fake?? How am I supposed to believe anything I read on the internet now??
It’s clearly photoshopped/fake af
Woah, you sure?
Looks like they are. I can tell from some of their words and from seeing quite a few critics in my time.
Perfectly clear on my end
::: spoiler Jk, that screenshot is no good :::
jsyk the spoiler isnt formatting for me. i think you need a title after
spoilerIdk how it works but the spoiler thing is shit. Like there are multiple ways of making spoilers and some work on certain apps/instances and not in others… It’s shit.
Theirs works fine to me on Sync
interesting. im on jerboa btw
To be honest i dont know what the hell happened there. The top and bottom are blurry???
Maybe they were trying to go for a tilt-shift look on the message.
Lol, to make the hippo look tiny
Why should an employee witnessing a crime contact the thief? And even tell their name and send their phone number?
Oh yeah… that. FR though, how about dinner?
