• fkn@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Everytime I hear about someone or some agency asking for a lie detector, I know that they or the people running the organization are full of shit.

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    6 months ago

    Kinda looks like a dictator grasping at the straws of power.

    If it walks like a duck, eats like a duck, quacks like a duck…

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    you’re kidding, the little Dictator is demanding complete and utter loyalty, who saw this one coming

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    Polygraph (lie detector) tests don’t work and never have. The person who created them pointed out they don’t work like that, but the judicial system ignored him.

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    6 months ago

    Eh, why not use a Ouija board instead? Get all the pseudo science deployed to find these leakers.

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    Their polygraphs, which science has debunked as being inaccurate! The horror!

    Has he also released the attendees…

    • Horoscopes
    • Phrenology results
    • Palm readings
    • Personal breakdown of each of their four humours
    • Galaga high scores
    • Yu-Gi-Oh trap cards

    What other critical measure am I missing? Help me out people!