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    2 years ago

    As a Type II diabetic:

    fuck

    As a punk:

    All I wanted was a Pepsi
    Just one Pepsi

    *Diet Pepsi contains sucralose, not aspertame, so I guess I’m good (for now)

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          Just looked it up on Youtube. Holy shit, that was amazing. Perfect update to the original. It doesn’t have the punch the last verse of the original did, but otherwise it’s fantastic.

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        2 years ago

        eh… It doesn’t matter, I’ll probably get hit by a car anyway

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      In my area they phased aspartame back into Diet Pepsi, which pleases me. I unabashedly love aspartame sweetener.