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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Dangerously smooth

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Dangerously smooth

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • Chronographs@lemmy.zip
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    Shrexting

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    “How did you meet mom?”

    “Well, I dropped the onion I had tied to my belt, which was the style at the time…”

    • nickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      “Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now, where was I…oh yeah. The important thing is that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time…”

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    Man when I tell you my panties just exploded off my body…

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    This is just another version of the *laughs nervously while secretly wanting to hold your hand cringe.

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      *Holds up Spork*

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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        FOAR EVERYWUN FRUM

      • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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        deleted by creator

  • LetterboxPancake@sh.itjust.works
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    🥬

    Oh sorry that’s my cabbage haha

    My cabbages! 😭

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      Poor ATLA side character.

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      It’s weird how much they focus on him that one time, only to never mention him again. You’d think they’re setting up for some kind of side arc, or recurring gag, or something…

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        Netflix might do, we’ll find out soon enough. I’m looking forward to it, but I’m anxious they’ll fuck up as well.

        Cabbage guy spin off?

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    Albanian Tinder

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    Guy from Holes

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      Dude got holes. Ladies love a handy man

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    That’s dangerously cringy. It’s the equivalent of those action-texts:

    *states in adoration working up the courage to ask for your number….

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    I mean, I’d respond positively to this shrext. But I love onions.

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    I put on my wizard robe

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    Damn.

    Who is he? 🥰

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    This guy is weird… I think I’ll give him a shot.

    Said no woman EVER.

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      Well… IDK what else could have possibly gotten my wife’s attention, because I’m sure AF not hot or cool.

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        Deep down we’re all looking for the weirdo that matches our own weird.

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          (and, don’t forget: matches our own weird deep down, too)

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